Reblogging because Misha’s tibetan throat singing puts him at Level ∞
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Spartacus: Nasir?
Agron: He yet fights.
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[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
Agent Coulson: Mr. Stark, thanks for coming to your performance review.
Tony: No problem.
Agent Coulson: So you’re in charge around here, is that fair to say?
Tony: Absolutely, I’m a Stark.
Agent Coulson: Well, so take us through a day in the life of, “a Stark”.
Tony: Well the first thing I do is—
Talk to SHIELD (like a Stark)
Approve contracts (like a Stark)
Kick some ass (like a Stark)
Remember meetings (like a Stark)
Direct the government (like a Stark)
My own mansion (like a Stark)
Daddy issues (like a Stark)
Promote peace (like a Stark)Hit on Pepper (like a Stark)
Get rejected (like a Stark)
Shrug my shoulders (like a Stark)
Get some death threats (like a Stark)
Call the Cap (like a Stark)
Make a date (like a Stark)
Flirt with everyone (like a Stark)
Eat a doughnut (like a Stark)Court summons (like a Stark)
Insult senators (like a Stark)
5th of vodka (like a Stark)
Fondue with Steve (like a Stark)
Put on my suit (like a Stark)
Battle Rhodey (like a Stark)
Oh shit man, fuck, he’s gonna totally beat me!Fly away (like a Stark)
Puke on Hammer’s desk (like a Stark)
Lead the Avengers (like a Stark)
Suck Steve’s dick (like a Stark)
Score some booze (like a Stark)
Crash my suit (like a Stark)
Suck my own dick (like a Stark)
Eat some more doughnuts (like a Stark)Drink all the liquor (like a Stark)
Black out in my office (like a Stark)
Get saved by Cap (like a Stark)
Fuck his brains out (like a Stark)
Turn on my jet boots (like a Stark)
Save the world (like a Stark)
Get paralyzed (like a Stark)
Now I’m dead (like a Stark)Agent Coulson: Uh huh. So that’s an… average day for you then.
Tony: No doubt.
Agent Coulson: You save the world and die.
Tony: Hell yeah.
Agent Coulson: And I think at one point there you said something about sucking your own dick?
Tony: Nope.
Agent Coulson: Actually, I’m pretty sure you did.
Tony: Nah, that ain’t me.
Agent Coulson: OK, well this has been eye-opening for me.
Tony: I’m a Stark.
Agent Coulson: Ya, I know, I got that. You said it about 400 times.
Tony: I’m a Stark.
Agent Coulson: Ya, ya, I got it.
Tony: I’m a Stark.
Agent Coulson: No, I heard you, see you later!
(like a Stark)
someone should made this lyrics into real thing….
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