bdelliumonyx: Fluffiest Nightmare Ever Ok, ok, Let me explain. I don’t have dreams often, but when I do, they normally consist of me killing people all assassin-style and or having wild sex. Generally with Ezio. Although Malik and my best friend have both made appearances. But! Thanks to my cousin and her baby shower and baby having, my subconscious gave me this. I had a dream. About having a baby. With Ezio. All new levels of fangirl. What you don’t understand, is that I am deeply freaked out by the idea of being pregnant. Like skin-crawling, gonna-cry-right-now, worst nightmare.  I COULD FEEL THE LITTLE MONSTER MOVING Ugh *assumes the fetal position*   So. In my dream. I was trying to hide how freaked out I was about this whole thing, because Ezio was so fucking happy. How could I disappoint him? *sob* This .gif has never been so appropriate: laughing forever about this

bdelliumonyx:

Fluffiest Nightmare Ever

Ok, ok, Let me explain.

I don’t have dreams often, but when I do, they normally consist of me killing people all assassin-style and or having wild sex. Generally with Ezio. Although Malik and my best friend have both made appearances.

But!

Thanks to my cousin and her baby shower and baby having, my subconscious gave me this.

I had a dream. About having a baby. With Ezio. All new levels of fangirl.

What you don’t understand, is that I am deeply freaked out by the idea of being pregnant. Like skin-crawling, gonna-cry-right-now, worst nightmare. 

I COULD FEEL THE LITTLE MONSTER MOVING

Ugh *assumes the fetal position*  

So. In my dream. I was trying to hide how freaked out I was about this whole thing, because Ezio was so fucking happy. How could I disappoint him? *sob*

This .gif has never been so appropriate:

laughing forever about this